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Female Masturbation
Euphemisms
401-620
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Polishing the nugget
Polishing the peanut
Polishing the pearl
Polishing the wedding ring
Polishing your nails
Polishing your pearl
Pound the mound
Preheating the oven
Priming the pump
Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
Pull your clit 'til you spit
Punt your cunt
Pushing the button
Pussy poking
Pussy soccer
Putting out the fire
Putting the dot in .org
Quackle the queen
Quim slippin'
Reading braille
Reading the map of Tazmania
Renting a boat for one in central park
Ride the glide until the tide
Riding the bed post
Riding the cotton pony
Riding the unicycle
Riding the waterslide
Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon
Ringing your bell
Rocking the boat
Rollin the ol' bean
Rolling the dough
Rolling the marble
Rolling the pebble
Romancing thy own
Rounding the mound
Row The Boat
Rowing your one (wo)man canoe
Rub The Budgies Head
Rub The Pear Stone
Rub The Rim
Rub your cooze 'til you ooze
Rubbin Hood
Rubbin' the nubbin
Rubbing the donut
Rubbing the red pussycat
Rubbing the stub
Salting the beef curtains
Scoring the hoop
Scraping the cheese off the taco
Scratch your snatch
Scratching the patch
Scratching where it itches
Scrubbing the dishpan
Searching for Ms. "G"
Seasoning your fish
Secret vice
See if the baby's home
Sending Muffin Morse Code
Sexercising
Shadow boxing
Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
Shaking the dew off the lily
She-Bop
Shebopping
Shelling the oyster
Shining the diamond
Shooting hoops
Shooting the rapids
Shucking the fresh water clam
Shucking the oyster
Slam the Clam
Slappin' the crack
Slapping slit
Slapping Susie
Slapping the flap
Slapping the mackerel
Slapping the meat curtain
Slapping the skunk guts
Slapping the south mouth
Slicing pie
Sliding down the chute
Sliding into home
Slob the knob
Snatching
Soak your seat
Soaking in Palmolive
Soaking the whisker biscuit
Softening the peach
Spank the fish
Spanking the spot
Spanking your puppy on the nose
Spearing the bearded clam
Spelunking
Spelunking in the hairy caves
Spelunking in the mystery cave
Spinning the record
Splashing in the sea
Split The Fur
Split your slit
Squeeze the peach
Squeezing the peach
Steaming the oyster
Sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm
Stiffening my upper lip
Stinky pinky
Stirring it up
Stirring the clam chowder
Stirring the honey pot
Stirring the pudding
Stirring the sauce
Stirring the soup
Stirring the trough
Stoking the furnace
Stroke the peekaboo Nellie
Stroke your slit
Strokin' and pokin'
Stroking the box
Strumming
Strumming the banjo
Strumming the big open C
Stuffing the turkey
Surfing the channel
Surfing the Slippery Sea
Surfing the web
Swat your twat
Sweeping the chimney
Swimming in the crimson lake
Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
Swimming in the Red Sea
Takin' it to tuna town
Taking a dip
Taking a dip in the lake
Taking advantage of yourself
Taking the German u-boat into port
Tapping the tuna
Teasing the kitty
Teasing the little man in the canoe
Teasing the tuna
Teasing the tuna taco
Tending your own garden
Testing the plumbing
Testing your waters
The disappearing finger trick
The girly gusher
The magical disappearing finger trick
The ole feel n' squeal
The other monthly visitor
The two-fingered tango
The virgin's release
Three point shot
Tibetan self-inflicted crotch nuzzle, The
Tickle the Little Man In The Boat
Tickle the Taco
Tickling the (tuna) taco
Tickling the bean
Tickling the kitty
Tickling the pearl
Tickling the taco
Tickling your fancy
Tiptoe through the twolips
Toggling the bit
Toggling the bit
Tossing pink salad
Tossing the pink salad
Touching your tigeress
Touching your tuna
Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
Tracing the vertical smile
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Tugging the vertical smile
Tuning the taco
Twiddling your twat
Twinkling the little star
Twirlin' the pearl
Two finger taco tango
Two-Finger Tango
Two-finger typing
Unclogging the drain
Unwrap the gift box
Virgin's release, The
Visiting Niagra Falls
Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
Visiting your safety deposit box
Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
Walk through the valley of love, A
Walking Downtown
Washing my hands
Washing your fingers
Water the Garden
Watering the grass
Waxing the canoe
Waxing the milk duds
Weaving the carpet
Wet your whistle
Whipping your cream
Whipping your nest
White knuckling
Womanipulation
Working in the garden
Working out at the Y
Wrinkling fingers
X-boxing
Yanking the ya-ya |
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Euphemisms
• 1-200
• 201-400
• 401-600
• 601-800
• 801-1000
• 1,001-1,200
• 1,201-1,400
• 1,401-1,600
• 1,601-1,800
• 1,801-2,000
• 2,001-2,114
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