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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
1,001-1,200
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Playing ping pong with your ding dong
Playing pocket pinball
Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
Playing pocket pool
Playing soapy Peter
Playing tag with the pink torpedo
Playing the crotch trombone
Playing the fiddle
Playing the flesh flute
Playing the flesh trombone
Playing the hairy banjo
Playing the male organ
Playing the man-flute
Playing the one-handed air guitar
Playing the one-stringed melody
Playing the organ
Playing the pink oboe
Playing the piss pipe
Playing the pisser
Playing the single-string air guitar
Playing the skin flute
Playing the solo symphony
Playing the stand-up organ
Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops
Playing tug-o-war with the staked vampire 'til he flames up
Playing Uno
Playing Whack-A-Mole on the Professional Circuit
Playing with Dick
Playing with my little brother Peter
Playing with Susi Palmer and her five friends
Playing with the noodle
Playing with the pink Power Ranger
Playing with the pogo stick
Playing with the snake
Playing with the spitting llama
Playing with Yoosef
Playing with your 6th finger
Playing with your big Alien
Playing with your bird
Playing with your noodle
Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised guys?)
Playing Yahtzee
Playing your instrument
Pleasure pumping
Pluckin' your chicken
Plugging in the toaster
Plunk your twanger
Poaching the salmon
Pocket billiards
Pocket pinball
Pocket pool
Pocket the rocket
Poking palm
Pole vaulting
Polish Percy in your palm
Polish the bayonet
Polish the bishop
Polish the chrome dome
Polish the family jewels
Polish the knob
Polish the log
Polish the Oscar
Polish the pole
Polish the rocket
Polish the rock-hard staff of St. Peter
Polish the shooter
Polish the sword
Polish the Viper
Polish Vader's Helmet
Polish your antlers
Polish your bayonet
Polish your horn
Polish your piece
Polishing Charlie Brown
Polishing Percy
Polishing Percy in your palm
Polishing the banister
Polishing the bayonet
Polishing the beak
Polishing the chrome dome
Polishing the family jewels
Polishing the fire pole
Polishing the helmet
Polishing the hot rod
Polishing the knob
Polishing the Lighthouse
Polishing the pink Mustang
Polishing the Pope
Polishing the purple people pleaser
Polishing the rocket
Polishing the rocking horse
Polishing the rod
Polishing the sword
Polishing your bayonet
Polishing your helmet
Polishing your piece
Popping a nut
Popping the blister
Popping the bone
Popping the cork
Popping the porpoise
Popping the purple pimple
Popping the zit
Popping your top
Portuguese Pump
Pound off
Pound the bald-headed moose
Pound the bobo
Pound the pelican
Pound the pud
Pound the pudding
Pound your flounder
Pound your piss pump
Pound your pomegranate
Pounding off
Pounding the bald-headed moose
Pounding the pud
Pounding your flounder
Pounding your piss pump
Pouring off the potatoes
Power edging the lawn
Powersanding the Porch
Pow-wow with the one-eyed Redskin
Practice the Heimlich Maneuver
Practice your Kung-Fu Grip
Practicing a water landing
Practicing For Sweeps Week
Practicing for the big game
Praising God
Preparing the carrot
Prime the pump
Prime the womb cannon
Private arm exercise
Prod the peepee
Promoting carpal-tunnel syndrome
Pud wrestling
Puddin'
Pudwhacking
Puff the one-eyed dragon
Pull off
Pull one out
Pull rank
Pull the carrot
Pull the ducks neck
Pull the goalie
Pull the pope
Pull the pud
Pull the pudding
Pull the root
Pull your own leg
Pull your prick
Pull your taffy
Pull yourself off
Pullin' a few rounds
Pulling a solo session
Pulling on Peter
Pulling rank
Pulling the blue-veined custard chucker
Pulling the blue-veined junket pumper
Pulling the bologna pony
Pulling the carrot
Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
Pulling the cord
Pulling the goalie
Pulling the handbrake
Pulling the piss pump
Pulling the pope
Pulling the pork stick
Pulling the pud
Pulling the root
Pulling the rope
Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
Pulling the String on His AssPuppet
Pulling the taffy
Pulling the weed
Pulling the wire
Pulling your goalie
Pulling your love muscle
Pulling your own leg
Pulling your own weight
Pulling your plonker
Pulling your power cord
Pulling your wire
Pulling yourself up by your own bootstrap
Pummel the love truncheon
Pummeling the priest
Pump the monkey
Pump the python
Pump the stump
Pump your pickle
Pumping cream
Pumping for pleasure
Pumping for power
Pumping gas at the self-service island
Pumping iron
Pumping the electric goo gun
Pumping the porpoise
Pumping the python
Pumping the soft soap dispenser
Pumping the stump |
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Male
Euphemisms
• 1-200
• 201-400
• 401-600
• 601-800
• 801-1000
• 1,001-1,200
• 1,201-1,400
• 1,401-1,600
• 1,601-1,800
• 1,801-2,000
• 2,001-2,114
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