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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
1,201-1,400
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Punch the munchkin
Punchin' the clown
Punchin' the midget
Punchin' the Munchkin'
Punching the possum
Punching the stepson
Punching your puppet
Punching yourself in the crotch
Punish Percy in your palm
Punish the Harlequin
Punish the penguin
Punishing Percy
Punishing the Bishop
Punishing the Pope
Puttin' the tie on
Putting A Little Mayo On the Knuckle Sandwich
Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
Putting your best foot forward
Putting your foot down
Putting your thumb in the porridge
Qualifying in the testicular time trial
Raining on your parade
Raise the flag
Raising Stonehenge
Raising the flag pole
Raising the mainsail
Raising your sail
Rake your meat
Ram the ham
Rapid delivery
Rapid one arm pull-ups
Raping your hand
Ravage the innocent
Read 'em his rights
Reading poetry
Reenact Old Faithful
Releasing the hostages
Releasing the Olympic Doves
Releasing the Special Edition
Relieving tension
Relishing your hot dog
Reverse osmosis
Rewinding your tape
Ricky boxing
Ride the great white knuckler
Riding the five-legged pony
Riding the lightning
Ringing for the elevator
Ringing the bell
Rippin' the rocket
Rob the knob
Rocket piloting
Rockin' the rhubarb
Rockin' the rooster
Rolfing the piglet
Roll your own
Rollig the dice
Rolling it off the lot
Rolling the fleshy blunt
Rolling your own
Rolling your quarters
Roman helmet rhumba
Romancing the bone
Romeo and himself
Rootin' for the Yankees
Rope the goat
Rope the pony
Rope the Pope
Ropin' the long horn
Rough up the suspect
Roughing the passer
Rounding up the tadpoles
Rub off
Rub one out
Rub the pink eraser
Rub the tub
Rub the unicorn's horn
Rub your head
Rubbing Buddha's tummy
Rubbing off
Rubbing one out
Rubbing Peter to pay Paula
Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
Rubbing the pink eraser
Rubbing the rod
Rubbing the unicorn's horn
Ruminating and pondering
Run off a batch
Run off a batch by hand
Runka
Running in single-user mode
Running off a batch by hand
Running Peter through two-a-days
Running the cheeta
Running the whack-a-thon
Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights
Safest sex
Sailing the mayonnaise seas
Sailors' joy
Salting your nuts in the shell
Salute the sailor
Saluting Der Fuhrer
Saluting the general
Sampling the secret sauce
Sand wood
Sanding the banister
Sanding the obelisk
Sanding wood
Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey
Saying hello to Mr. Winkie
Scalpin' the injun
Schnauzer Shuffleboard
Schplitzing your schmeckel
Scouring the tower of power
Scraping the bottom of the barrel
Scraping your carrot
Scraping your horn
Scratching the cat pole
Scratching the itch
Scratching Yoda behind the ears
Screwing your courage to the sticking place
Screwing your girlfriend Handgella
Scromping the camper
Seamen reporting for duty on the skin boat
Seasoning your meat
Secret handshake
Seeding the carpet
Self abuse
Self catering
Self love
Self-induced penile regurgitation
Self-love
Semen Fire Drill
Sending a boy to the Academy
Sending out the troops
Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
Serving Up the Baby Gravy
Setting sail with Captain Thumb on the USS Hand
Sewing the seed
Sex with someone you really love
Sex with your best friend
Shag
Shag off
Shagging
Shake the weasel
Shakin' hands with little Elvis
Shakin' hands with Little Richard
Shakin' hands with MrHappy
Shakin' hands with MrWinkie
Shakin' hands with the unemployed
Shakin' hands with Yule Brenner
Shakin' the snot off your frog
Shakin' your fist at the ex-girlfriend
Shakin' your hands at the sky
Shakin' your own maracas
Shaking coconuts from the love tree
Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln
Shaking hands with Dr. Winky
Shaking hands with Jack McNasty
Shaking hands with Johnson
Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
Shaking Hands with Mr. President
Shaking hands with Shorty
Shaking hands with the boss
Shaking hands with the general
Shaking hands with the goblin of love
Shaking hands with the Governor
Shaking hands with the midget
Shaking hands with the one-eyed trouser trout
Shaking hands with the President
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shaking hands with your John Thomas
Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
Shaking hands with Yul Brenner
Shaking the bottle
Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
Shaking the dice
Shaking the hand of the self-employed
Shaking the sauce
Shaking the sausage
Shaking the snake
Shaking the sugar tree
Shaking the tree
Shaking the white-out pen
Sharpening your pencil
Shavin' the carrot
Shellac the shillelagh
Shemp the hog
Shift gears
Shifting to fifth gear with the pork spear
Shine the barrel
Shine the helmet
Shine the hose
Shine your dolphin
Shine your pole
Shining My Bedknob
Shining the helmet
Shining the pork sword
Shining the shaft |
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Male
Euphemisms
• 1-200
• 201-400
• 401-600
• 601-800
• 801-1000
• 1,001-1,200
• 1,201-1,400
• 1,401-1,600
• 1,601-1,800
• 1,801-2,000
• 2,001-2,114
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