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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
1,401-1,600
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Shining the shank
Shining your pole
Shlackin' the glacknoid
Shoe shine
Shoot for the moon
Shoot putty at the moon
Shoot your squirt
Shoot your wak
Shootin' your splouge
Shooting craps
Shooting Cupid's arrow
Shooting enemies
Shooting flies
Shooting for the moon
Shooting for the stars
Shooting practice
Shooting putty at the moon
Shooting Sherman
Shooting skeet (pull...shoot)
Shooting tadpoles at the moon
Shooting the bedroom gun
Shooting the pump action porridge gun
Shooting the shark
Shooting the sherbert
Shooting to score
Shooting without scoring
Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
Shooting your wad
Shooting yourself in the foot
Shower spank
Shuck your corn
Shucking Bubba
Shucking the corn
Shuffle the deck
Sifting through the nest to find mama bird
Simple infanticide
Singing with Donny Osmond
Single dingles
Siphoning off the tank
Sizing things up
Skipping rope
Slakin' the bacon
Slaking the bacon
Slam the ham
Slam the hammer
Slam the salomi
Slam the Spam
Slammin' the salmon
Slamming the hammer
Slamming the spam
Slamming the sump-pump
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Slap high fives with Yul Brynner
Slap it
Slap my happy sacs
Slap pappy
Slap the carrot
Slap the clown
Slap the donkey
Slap the purple-headed yogurt pistol
Slap the salami
Slap your head
Slap-Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Slappin' Pappy
Slappin' the Cap'n
Slappin' the purple-headed yogurt pistol
Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner
Slapping it
Slapping Johnny on the back
Slapping my happy sacks
Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
Slapping the carrot
Slapping the clown
Slapping the Cyclops
Slapping the FleshGopher
Slapping the Jawa
Slapping the meat
Slapping the pud
Slapping the salami
Slapping the salomi
Slapping Uncle Willy
Slapping your chub
Slaying the beast
Slaying the dragon
Slaying the one-eyed monster
Sleeping
Slicking the stick
Slimmer
Sling some spooge
Slinging the jelly
Slog the log
Sloppy Joe's last stand
Sloppy sign language
Smack the salami
Smackin' Isaiah
Smacking Bob around
Smacking the monkey
Smacking the oompa loompa
Smacking the salami
Smacking the sausage
Smacking the snake
Smacking the weasel
Smacking the yak 'til it spits back
Smacking your sister
Smacking-off
Smite the dragon
Smiting the pink knight
Smoking the bratworst
Snap the carrot
Snap the monkey
Snap the radish
Snap the rubber
Snap the whip
Snappin' off a batch
Snapping one off
Snapping the carrot
Snapping the monkey
Snapping the radish
Snapping the rubber
Snapping the whip
Snapping your carrot
Snuggle the nozzle
Soiling My Sock
Soldier's toy
Solitary sin, The
Solo flight
Solo marathon
Solo sex
Solo spit
Solo spurting
Soup of the day
Soviet U-boat Commander Jackoff Ruboneoff
Spackling the Ceiling
Spam Wham
Spank Elvis
Spank the bishop
Spank the carrot
Spank the frank
Spank the hangdown
Spank the monkey
Spank the salami
Spank the tank
Spank your little boy
Spanking Cheetah
Spanking Elvis
Spanking the bishop
Spanking the frank
Spanking the monkey
Spanking the plank
Spanking the rooster
Spanking the salami
Spanking the wank
Spanking up a batch
Speaking into the microphone
Spear chucking
Spearing the Spartans
Spela fickpingis
Spela skinntrombon
Spending some quality time with yourself
Spending your Christmas bonus
Spermin' Herman the one-eyed German
Spewing your load
Spilling my children on my belly
Spinning the record
Spit one off
Spit the seeds
Spit-polishing the purple helmet
Spit-shine the purple helmet
Spit-shining the boots
Spitting up
Splashing one out
Spluging
Sprayin' the spectators
Spreading some super life
Spreading the mayo
Sprinklin' the lawn
Spunking
Spunking the Monk
Spurtin' Bert
Squashing the sea monkey
Squeeze the cheese
Squeeze the cream from the flesh twinkie
Squeeze the juice
Squeeze the lemon
Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube
Squeeze your cheese-dog
Squeezing the burrito
Squeezing the Charmin
squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Squeezing the Creamy Filter
Squeezing the glue
Squeezing the happy lumberjack
Squeezing the juice
Squeezing the lemon
Squeezing the snake with the turtleneck sweater
Squeezing the squid
Squeezing the tube of toothpaste
squeezing your cheese-dog
Squirt one off
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Male
Euphemisms
• 1-200
• 201-400
• 401-600
• 601-800
• 801-1000
• 1,001-1,200
• 1,201-1,400
• 1,401-1,600
• 1,601-1,800
• 1,801-2,000
• 2,001-2,114
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