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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
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squirting off your load in the school bathroom
Squishing the fish
Staff meeting
Stall clapping
Starting the day off right
Stewing in your own juices
Sticky McKnuckles One Man Jam
Stinky pinky
Stir the batter
Stir the yogurt
Stirring the soup
Stirring the yogurt
Stoking the fire
Straddle your paddle
Strain the main vein
Strainin' the main vein
Straining your cabbage
Strangle the dangle
Strangling Kojak
Strangling the hog
Strangling the one-eyed trouser snake
Strangling the Serpent
Stress relief for a personal appendage
Stretching the limo
Stretching the truth
Striking the pink match
Striking your match
Strip-mining with the spaghetti man
Stripping the bark off your wood
Stroke off
Stroke the carrot
Stroke the dog
Stroke the goat
Stroke the mole
Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroke the purple-nosed gusset ferret
Stroke the satin-headed serpent
Stroke the stallion
Stroke the trumpet
Stroke 'til you spew
Stroke your ego
Stroke your poke
Stroke your poker
Stroke your Twinkie
Stroke your wookie
Strokem your scrotum
Strokin'
Strokin' the mule
Strokin' the sausage
Stroking it
Stroking off
Stroking Steven
Stroking the balony pony
Stroking the lizard
Stroking the mole
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the salami
Stroking the satin-headed serpent
Stroking the schlong
Stroking the Scooby
Stroking the snake
Stroking the squirmin' German
Stroking the stallion
Stroking the wiener
Stroking your goat
Stroking your poker
Stroking your pud
Stroking your twinkie
Stromming the Thurmond
Strummin' my six inch
Strumming the one-string harp
Stuck in left field
Studying for a math test
Studying Talmudic Law
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Sucker-punching the blind webster
Suffocate the organ
Sump-Pumping the Dry Well
Surfing on the Milky Highway
Swickin' it
Swinging the jump rope
Swinging the light saber
Swinging the royal red reproduction rod
Synchronizing with his PalmPilot
Tadpole rodeo, The
Taffy pulling contest
Taffy tugger
Tagging off
Tajja
Take a beating
Take a load off your mind
Take a ride on the mean spanking machine
Take little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction
Take matters into your own hands
Take ol' stiff neck to the movies
Take part in population control
Take the fifth
Take the monster for a one-armed ride
Take yourself in hand
Takin' the bunt sign
Taking a client up to the Yajima Factory
Taking a core sample
Taking a few practice shots
Taking a five minute vacation south of the border
Taking a load off
Taking a nap
Taking a shake break
Taking a wrist shot on the five-hole
Taking advantage of yourself
Taking Captain Picard to Warp-Speed
Taking care of business
Taking control of yourself
Taking Herman to the circus
Taking little Elvis to Graceland
Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction
Taking matters into your own hands
Taking ol' one eye through the fly
Taking ol' one eye to the Knuckle Shuffle
Taking part in population control
Taking some time off
Taking the dog for a walk
Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
Taking the sperm whale for a walk
Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
Talking quietly to yourself
Talking turkey
Tame the bald headed mouse
Tame the monster
Tame the shrew
Tame the wild hog
Taming of the shrew, The
Taming the shrew
Taming the wild hog
Tamping the Musket
Tamping your tater
Tapping the turkey
Target practice
Target practice with the yogurt gun
Target practicing with white ammo
Taunting the one-eyed weasel
Teach your dog to spit
Teach Yule Brenner some respect
Teaching a one-eyed Chinaman how to dance
Teaching him a lesson
Teaching the Cyclops the lambada
Teaching your kids to swim
Tease the python
Tease the weenie
Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
Teasing the python
Teasing the Viking
Teasing the weasel
Teasing the weenie
Teeing off
Tenderize the meat
Tenderizing the tube steak
Tenderizing your meat
Tending to your own affairs
Test the flashlight
Test your batteries
Test-fire the Death Star
Test-firing the meat missle
Testicular tensile strength test
Testing my throat pic
Testing the hand cream dispenser
Testing the smoke alarm
Testing the testicles
Testing your batteries
Tethering the blimp
That crazy hand jive
The art of Unisex
The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
The erky jerk
The five digit disco
The five-finger hustle with Russel the one-eyed love muscle
The Five-Knuckle Shuffle
The five-knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
The serta solo
The sticky page rhumba
The tube of cream
Thrapping
Thrash your thing
Thrashing the weasel
Threading a needle
Throbbing the knob
Thropping your marrow
Throttle the bottle
Throw off a catch
Throw out
Throw the ball around
Throwin' down
Throwing
Throwing a shower
Throwing off a batch
Throwing the hamster against the wall
Throwing up mayo
Throwing your hand on the bed and raping it
Thump the pump
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