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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
1,801-2,000
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Thumping the pump
Thumping your pud
Thwackin' the sack
Tickle the Elmo
Tickle the ivory
Tickle the pickle
Tickle the taco
Tickle your pickle
Ticklewigglejigglepickle
Tickling my fancy
Tickling the dragon's tail
Tickling the ivory
Tickling the one-eyed weasel
Tickling the pickle
Tickling the Polish salmon
Tickling your Elmo
Tinkering with the R2 unit
Todd your wad
Toasting My Marshmallow
Tocar con mi pinga
Toilet sailing
Tonking
Torkin' the fork
Torment the Trouser Trout
Torqueing the turtle
Torquing the wrench
Torturing the tentacle
Toss off
Toss the boss
Toss the midget
Toss the snag
Toss the turkey
Toss the turkey
Toss yogurt
Tossing off
Tossing the boss
Tossing the ham javelin
Tossing the salad
Tossing the sauce
Tossing the snag
Tossing the spam javelin
Tossing the turkey
Tossing the white ball
Tossing yogurt
Touching the penis
Touching Up the Ceramic
Train the Love Porpoise
Treating yourself right
Trim your antlers
Trim your horn
Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
Trolling for trouser trout
Trouser snake CPR
Trouser trout dancing lesson
Trying to pull something off
Tube sock tango
Tug on the doug
Tug of war with Cyclops
Tug the slug
Tuggin' the timber
Tugging Mount Love
Tugging old beater
Tugging the rope
Tugging the slug
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tugging the tossle
Tugging the tubesteak
Tugging the turkey
Tugging your tubesteak
Tuning my horn
Tuning the antenna
Tuning the fork
Tuning your organ
Turn the knob
Turning Japanese (UK - one step beyond wanking)
Turning on your fire hose
Tussle with your muscle
Tussling the Muscle
Twanging the wire
Tweak your twiddle
Tweaking your twinkie
Tweek
Twirl the squirrel
Twist your crank
Twist your turnip
Twistin' the Piston
Twisting your crank
Twisting your tool
Typing with one hand
Umroj
Uncorking the bottle
Uncorking the champagne
Underarm javelin in the meat olympics
Unleash the fury
Unleashing the alabaster yak
Unloading passengers from the five-car train
Unloading the gun
Unpacking the moving van
Unsheathing the meatsaber
Unsheathing the pork sword
unwrapping the pepperoni
Using the force on your meat saber
Using the ol' 1 wood
Vaccinate the baby
Varnish the flagpole
Varnishing the banister
Varnishing the cane
Varnishing the flagpole
Vibrating the viper and making him spit poison
Violating the hedge-hog
Virtual sex
Visiting Old Faithful
Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters
Visiting the five-fingered widow
Visiting with Papa Smurf
Voting For Perot
Wack the weasel
Wacking a lap
Wacking off
Wacking the one-eyed worm
Wacking the paddle
Wacking the weasel
Wacking the weiner
Wacking the willie
Wagging the dog
Wailing
Wake the dead
Wakey wakey hands off snakey
Waking the dead
Waking up your bro
Waking Wee Willie Winkle
Walk the dog
Walk the plank
Walking a mile in Mr. Wiggly's shoes
Walking old one-eye
Walking the snake
Walking Willie the one-eyed wonder worm
Wallowing in self pity
Wang whacking
Wank
Wank the crank
Wank the Willy Wonka
Wank with the one-eyed wonder weasel
Wanking
Wanking off
Wanking one-eyed Willy
Wanking the crank
Wanking the one-eyed wonder worm
Wanking the scube
Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
Wank-o-rama
Warming up the altar boy's dinner
Wash the meat
Washing the elephant's trunk
Washing the goose's neck
Washing the hog
Washing the meat
Washing the wolverine
Wasting babies
Wasting your wad
Watching the geyser
Wave the wand
Waving the Magic Wand
Wax the board
Wax the Buick
Wax the candle stick
Wax the carrot
Wax the dolphin
Wax the musket
Wax the womb broom
Wax your Jackson
Wax your surfboard
Wax your weasel
Wax your Willy
Waxin' n' Milkin'
Waxing pedro
Waxing the beanpole
Waxing the car
Waxing the flipper
Waxing the old goal post
Waxing the rocket
Waxing your Jackson
Waxing your surfboard
Whack it
Whack little Mac
Whack off
Whack on your back
Whack the pud
Whack the weasel
Whack your Magic Johnson
Whack your tack
Whackin' the weasel
Whacking it
Whacking off
Whacking the axe
Whacking the weed
Whacking your tack
Whapping your wang
Whip off
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Euphemisms
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