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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
401-600
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Fist kebabing
Fist of fury
Fist your mister
Fist Your Monster
Five knuckle olympics
Five knuckle shuffle
Five on one
Five-Digit Shuffle
Five-finger discount
Five-finger solo
Five-knuckle chuckle
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
Fixing the Hubble
Fixing the toilet
Flail the whale
Flame out on engine #3
Flanking the Romans
Flaying the Emperor
Flick on over the thumb
Flicking the bic
Fling your phallus
Flipping the Bishop
Flipping your omelet
Flog the bishop
Flog the Dog
Flog the dolphin
Flog the dong
Flog the log
Flog the mule
Flog yourself
Flogging the Bishop
Flogging the dong
Flogging the egg man
Flogging the frog
Flogging the General
Flogging your dumber brother
Flogging your stob
Flong your dong
Fluffing the pillow
Flute solo
Fly fishing
Flying a kite
Following my bliss
Fondle the Fig
Fondle your flagpole
Fondling the ferret
Fondling the fig
Fondling the fisherman
Fooling with your tool
Forcing Lex Luthor To Surrender
Foreplay with Fistina
Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
Fragging the Sarge
Free Willy
Freeing the hostages
Freeing your dick fish into the gene pool
Friction therapy
Frig yourself
Frigging the love muscle
Friggit
Frost the pastries
Frosting your maple bar
Frugeling the gourmet
Frying up the corndog
Fuck Mary Fist
Fucking a pillow
Fucking Mrs. Fist, the five-fingered widow
Fun with friction
Gallop the Antelope
Gallop the old lizard
Ganging the plank
Ganking
Gardening with the golden trowel
Genital stimulation via phallengetic motion
Get a hold of yourself
Get the German soldier marching
Get to know yourself
Get your nuts off
Get your pole varnished
Gettin' jizzy with it
Getting a date with Slick Mittens
Getting a grip on things
Getting a load off my mind
Getting a milk mustache
Getting a stiffy
Getting busy
Getting chafed
Getting in touch with your manhood
Getting in touch with yourself
Getting My Boys Ready For the Playoffs
Getting off
Getting tennis elbow
Getting the dirty water off your chest
Getting the German soldier marching
Getting the glue stick
Getting to know Miss Michigan
Getting to know yourself
Getting your caps peeled
Getting your exercise
Getting' your oil checked
Getting your palm read by Mister Softee
Getting your palm red
Getting your pole varnished
Gherkin jerkin'
Give it a tug
Give your low five
Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a
hot-butter noogie
Giving it a tug
Giving Ms. Palm and and her five sisters a ride on the meat train
Giving oneself a "low-five"
Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money
Giving the John Hancock
Giving the pink Mustang a lube job
Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
Giving the seamen shore leave
Giving your employee a raise
Giving yourself a dishonorable discharge
Giving yourself a hand
Giving yourself a happy ending
Giving yourself a helping hand
Giving yourself a low five
Glazing the donut
Gluing the lady's eye's shut
Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
Go on a date with Fisty Palmer
Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Go the blow
Going a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
Going blind
Going for the gold
Going into battle with the purple-helmeted warrior
Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela
Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters
Going on Peewee's little adventure
Going steady with my bouncing Betty
Going the blow
Going To An Open-Mic
Going to the basement
Goose the gherkin
Grappling the gorilla
Greasin' up my love monkey
Greasing the axle
Greasing the flagpole
Greasing the monkey
Greasing the pipe
Greasing your bone
Grip your dip
Gripping the pencil
Grooming your junior
Hacerse la manuela
Hacerse la paja
Hack off
Hacking the hog
Ham shank
Han Solo
Hand crank
Hand dancing
Hand jive
Hand job
Hand Shandy
Hand Solo
Hand to gland combat
Hand to hand combat with the purple helmeted warrior
Hand work
Handle yourself
Handling heavy equipment
Handling the hound
Hands-on training
Hand-starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower
Hand-to-gland combat
Handy work
Hanging out with Peter Tork
Hanging the old man
Hard labor
Harping on Happy Harry Hard-on
Hatchin' a batch
Have it off
Have It Off
Have one off the wrist
Having a ball
Having a Barclays Bank
Having a bat
Having a chuff
Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake
Having a date with Fisty Palmer
Having a date with Mrs. Thumb and her 4 daughters
Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Having a ham shank
Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it's
rhyming slang)
Having a one-night-stand with yourself
Having a play date with your little friend
Having a pull
Having a puppet show in your pants
Having a Roy (Australian)
Having a Sherman (British)
Having a staff meeting
Having a tommy tank
Having a tug
Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
Having a whack attack |
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Euphemisms
• 1-200
• 201-400
• 401-600
• 601-800
• 801-1000
• 1,001-1,200
• 1,201-1,400
• 1,401-1,600
• 1,601-1,800
• 1,801-2,000
• 2,001-2,114
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