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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
601-800
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Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
Having dinner
Having group sex with five friends
Having it off
Having one off the wrist
Having sex with someone you love
Heating up the hot dog
Heaving the heathen handhold
Helping Mr. Happy
Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
Helping the python shed its skin
Herkin the Gherkin
Hit on Rosy Palm
Hit the ham
Hitchhike to heaven
Hitchhiking under the Big Top
Hitching to heaven
Hittin' the wood
Hitting the ham
Hitting the sack
Hitting the speedbump
Hitting too close to home
Hoisting the flag
Hoisting your own petard
Hold the bishop
Hold the bold
Hold the mayo
Hold the sausage hostage
Holding all the cards
Holding my own
Holding your sausage hostage
Hone the cone
Hone your bone
Honing the cone
Honing your bone
Honk your horn
Honking the bobo
Hosing down the driveway
Hotdog-a-rama
Hotfooting it to the nearest exit
Huffing on the hoagie
Hug the hog
Hugging the hog
Hump the horn
Hump your fist
Hump your hose
Humpin' air
Humping your fist
Humping your hose
Huskin' corn
Ignite the Lightsaber
In the hand
Infiltrate your crabs
Innoculate the newborn
Interrogating the witness
Introducing the Master of Ceremonies
Investing in pork bellies
Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell
Irking the dude
Ironing some wrinkles
Ironing some wrinkles
J. Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)
Jack hammer
Jack hammering
Jack off
Jack the corn
Jack the joystick
Jack the sack
Jack your Jizz
Jack your monkey
Jack yourself
Jackhammer
Jackin'
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jacking off
Jacking up the hot rod
Jack'n the beanstalk
Jag off
Jalarle el pescuezo al ganso
Jam the joystick
Jammin' your jimmy
Jazz yourself
Jazzing yourself
Jelly roll
Jenny Mccarthy Jaunt
Jerk Jamby
Jerk Off
Jerk the gherkin
Jerk the Johnson
Jerk the Turk
Jerk your rope
Jerkin' the gherkin
Jerkin' the jerky
Jerkin' the joystick
Jerkin' the noodle
Jerkin' the wheel
Jerkin' your beef
Jerking Jamby
Jerking off
Jerking the Johnson
Jerking the turkey
Jerking yanking daisy-chaining
Jibbin'
Jiggle the jewelry
Jiggling the dice
Jiggling your Johnson
Jimmying your Joey
Jizzlobbing
Jogging the lizard
Joining the Navy
Joshing it
Jostlin' the Elders
Jostling your Elder
Juggling the javelin
Juice the Moose
Juice your fruit
Juicing the Banana
Juicing the jizz monster
Juicing the mongoose
Jumping the jock
Jumping to Delight Speed
Just combing my hair
Just jerkin' it
Keep the census down
Keeping the Optometrists in business
Kick one out
Kicking seamen
Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your
parents"
Kill the Pope
Killing it
Killing the Beast
Killing the bird on punches
Kneading my knockwurst
Kneeding the bread
Knock on wood
Knock the top off
Knockin' over the weeble
Knuckle nobbing
Knuckle shuffle
Knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump
Knuckling the bone
Lap-based web browsingrowsing
Lash the length
Launching a Jism Probe into the Tissue Nebula
Launching My spawn
Launching the hand shuttle
Launching the morning missile
Launching the rocket
Launching the Tadpoles
Laying the smack down on yourself
Leakin' the main drain
Left to your own devices
Lehavi Bayad
Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
Letting the cat out of the bag
Lightening the load
Lighting the candle
Lighting the lava lamp
Lighting Up the Tote Board
Lightsaber practice with Captain Solo
Liquidating the inventory
Little pinky hit the slinky
Living by the fat of the hand
Living it up
Loading from CMOS
Loading the cannon
Locking the bathroom door
Locking your roommate out so you can call your parents
Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
Looking for ticks
Lope the mule
Lope the pork sword
Loping your mule
Love the Muppet
Love's labors lost
Loving the lizard
Loving the muppet
Lube the cord
Lubing the tube
Lubricating the love monkey
Lynching the one-eyed monster
Make a foreskin cone
Make instant pudding
Make like Hans Solo and stroke your wookie
Make one-eye cry
Make silly with the willy
Make the bald man puke
Makin' gravy for the biscuit
Makin' moonshine
Making a cash withdrawal
Making a fist sandwich
Making a foreskin cone
Making a knuckle hot dog
Making a six-fist
Making chowder with sailor Ned
Making free hand lotion
Making friends with Big Ed
Making instant pudding
Making it up as you go along
Making magic with leftovers |
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Male
Euphemisms
• 1-200
• 201-400
• 401-600
• 601-800
• 801-1000
• 1,001-1,200
• 1,201-1,400
• 1,401-1,600
• 1,601-1,800
• 1,801-2,000
• 2,001-2,114
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