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Male Masturbation
Euphemisms
801-1,000
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Making nut butter
Making oyster soup
Making pancakes on your stomach
Making Septic Tank Babies
Making soup
Making soup for one
Making special sauce with frank and beans
Making the bald guy puke
Making the bald man cry
Making the bread rise
Making the Cyclops cry
Making the cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
Making the Kessel Run
Making the llama spit
Making the piggy squeal
Making the scene with the magazine
Making the world safe for democracy
Making vanilla jism shakes
Making wall-paper paste
Making with the tadpoles
Making yogurt
Mangle the midget
Manhandling the manhood
Manhandling your man-handle
Manipulate the mango
Manipulating My Machismo
Manistrupation
Mannin' the Cannon
Manning the cockpit
Manual exercise
Manual labor
Manual override
Manual pollution
Manually assisted wet dream
Manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary
cannon by repeated linear manipulation
Manually targeting the Rebel Base
Masonic secret self handshake
Massage the fireman's neck
Massage the muscle
Massage the one-eyed monk
Massage the purple-headed warrior
Massaging Mr. Ho-Ho
Massaging the mink
Master Bacon, meet Rosie Hancock
Maximize your potency
Measuring for condoms
Meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters
Medical wankorama
Medieval folk dancing
Meet MrsPalmer and her five daughters
Meet your right-hand man
Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters
Meeting Rosie Hancock
Meeting with Palmala Handerson
Meeting your kids
Menage a moi
Messin' with Moby
Milk the lizard
Milk the maggot
Milk the member
Milk the moose
Milk the self
Milking one's self
Milking the bull
Milking the cow
Milking the lizard
Milking the monkey
Milking the moose
Milking the mule
Milking the muscle
Milking the weasel
Milking your wood
Milkywaying
Minding my own business
Mix up a batch
Modifying My .WAD
Moisturizing
Moisturizing your hands with your beauty bar
Molding A Crucifix
Molding hot plastic
Molesting the mole
Mount a corporal and a four
Much goo about nothing
Muppeting
Murder the Bishop
Muscling up
Mustard on the burger
My sex life!
Nerk your throbber
Neverland Ranch puppet show
Null the void
Oil the glove
Oiling the baseball bat
Oiling the glove
Oiling the mighty dick hinge
Oiling the pogo stick
Onanism
Onan's olympics
One gun salute
One hand clapping
One handed humpty hump love pump, The
One handed rodeo, The
One handed shim sham
One man band
One man show
One man tug-o-war
One man wrestling
One man's game
One off the wrist
One stop shopping
One-armed skiing
One-eye target practice
One-hand jam
One-handed workout
One-legged race, The
One-man orgy
One-man ring toss
One-man show
One-man tug-o-war
Opening the flood gates
Opening up a bottle of Squirt
Organ solo
Oscillating the Oscar Meyer
Pack your palm
Packaging the ol' sausage
Packing your palm
Paddling the pickle
Paint the ceiling
Paint the CeilingPassing math
Paint the pickle
Paint the walls
Painting the flag pole
Painting the picket fence
Painting your pants
Palm the calm
Palming the calm
Pam Anderson Polka
Pasting pages
Pat the Robertson
Paying at the turnpike
Pearl jamming
Pedal and crank
Pee Wee pleaser
Peeing children
Peel the banana
Peel the carrot
Peeling some chilis
Peeling the banana
Peeling the carrot
Perform diagnostics on your man tool
Performing A Jid Exorcism
Performing a self-test
Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
Perling the oyster
Perm your poodle
Pet the lizard
Peter beater
Petting the dog
Petting the lizard
Petting the puppy
Petting the python
Petting the silk worm
Petting the snake
Petting your animal
Petting your dog
Pipping the pumpkin
Pissing Off the Pope
Pitch a knuckle ball
Plastique-ing the egg wagon
Play a little five-on-one
Play a one-stringed guitar
Play in a one-man show
Play peek-a-boo
Play pocket pinball
Play pocket pool
Play tag with the pink torpedo
Play the organ
Play the piss pipe
Play the pisser
Play the skin flute
Play the stand-up organ
Play tug-o-war with Cyclops
Play Uno
Play with your Willy Wanker
Play with yourself
Playin' the bone-a-thon
Playin' with hardballs
Playing a solo on your meat whistle
Playing Billy Squier on the skin flute
Playing five card draw with a handful of jacks
Playing five card stud
Playing in a one-man show
Playing it safe
Playing miniature golf
Playing Nintendo
Playing paintball with white paint
Playing peekaboo
Playing peekaboo with Darth Vader
Playing Peek-A-Boo with Mr. Johnson |
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